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"Do you get stubble rash too?"

1. "It looks like a butt"
2. "Do you have a hairy ass? HAHA! Jokes on you!"

"Ooh that felt gross"

"I had a bread sandwich"

"I love my sausage roll"

"Someone play penis with me"

"Nothing came out on your face"

"I’ve got stretch marks... I’ve got them over here"

"Anna has been there"

"I was hanging my thing on the thing"

"Sarah do it again"

"Is she good to do?"

"How do we finish it?"

"Mark I’m going to separate you"

"You haven’t actually targeted it"

"Use a ruler to measure it"

"What do you have against Phillips?"
"She ate her and she shot her"

"I can’t eat the skin, it’s too chewy"

"Even if the box gets damaged, they’re still not allowed to sell it"

"It rubs off on me"

"Oh my gosh! Was that what I thought it was"

"Pull your lever! Pull your lever"

"Luke, do a performance"

"Therefore you can’t play with me" (she says with her legs open)

"Can I take Scott for a while"

"I haven’t done that nipple yet"

"I would just eat it. I wouldn’t even dip anything in it"

"Those aren’t rolls"

"Seriously it’s fun to play with"

"Look out dude’s here I come"

"They’re going to do it on Friday"

"She’s got competition for the corner"

"When I'm finished I will"

"I’m going to have something to play with in class now"

"I’m swinging"

1. "That’s the clutch"
2. "No that’s the crotch"
1. "They sound familiar"

"It’s like EH? My tongues up!"

1. "Swap you"
2. "No. I’ve already got two"
1. "I’ve got three"

"You look like a baby sucking a dummy the way you had that whole thing in there"

1. "OK who was helping you that day?"
2. "No-one I did it by myself"

1. "Squeal like a piggy"
2. "Don’t you dare touch my nipple"

"Pull it boy! Pull it"

"Miss, how many metres do we do?"

"I think it’s $400 to go up there isn’t it?"

1. "Did you go on Aimee Mann last night?"
2. "No, Dad’s going to do it tonight"

"Put a cork up there"

"Wait a minute I’m just shoving it in"

"I’ll kill you if you don’t put it in properly"

"I’m too tired for this"

"Ew yuck! Your hair’s all over my page!"

"Hey! There’s fluff on my nipple"

"There’s heaps more in there..."

"Why do your ones taste funny?"






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