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"Do you get stubble rash
too?"
1. "It looks like a butt"
2. "Do you have a hairy ass? HAHA! Jokes on
you!"
"Ooh that felt gross"
"I had a bread sandwich"
"I love my sausage roll"
"Someone play penis with me"
"Nothing came out on your face"
"Ive got stretch marks... Ive
got them over here"
"Anna has been there"
"I was hanging my thing on the thing"
"Sarah do it again"
"Is she good to do?"
"How do we finish it?"
"Mark Im going to separate you"
"You havent actually targeted it"
"Use a ruler to measure it"
"What do you have against Phillips?"
"She ate her and she shot her"
"I cant eat the skin, its too
chewy"
"Even if the box gets damaged, theyre
still not allowed to sell it"
"It rubs off on me"
"Oh my gosh! Was that what I thought it
was"
"Pull your lever! Pull your lever"
"Luke, do a performance"
"Therefore you cant play with me"
(she says with her legs open)
"Can I take Scott for a while"
"I havent done that nipple yet"
"I would just eat it. I wouldnt even
dip anything in it"
"Those arent rolls"
"Seriously its fun to play with"
"Look out dudes here I come"
"Theyre going to do it on Friday"
"Shes got competition for the
corner"
"When I'm finished I will"
"Im going to have something to play
with in class now"
"Im swinging"
1. "Thats the clutch"
2. "No thats the crotch"
1. "They sound familiar"
"Its like EH? My tongues up!"
1. "Swap you"
2. "No. Ive already got two"
1. "Ive got three"
"You look like a baby sucking a dummy the
way you had that whole thing in there"
1. "OK who was helping you that day?"
2. "No-one I did it by myself"
1. "Squeal like a piggy"
2. "Dont you dare touch my
nipple"
"Pull it boy! Pull it"
"Miss, how many metres do we do?"
"I think its $400 to go up there
isnt it?"
1. "Did you go on Aimee Mann last
night?"
2. "No, Dads going to do it
tonight"
"Put a cork up there"
"Wait a minute Im just shoving it
in"
"Ill kill you if you dont put it
in properly"
"Im too tired for this"
"Ew yuck! Your hairs all over my
page!"
"Hey! Theres fluff on my nipple"
"Theres heaps more in there..."
"Why do your ones taste funny?"
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