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"Ok, explain that. Which is
the knob?"
"He can fit his ENTIRE head in his
shirt"
"Yeah, how do you think I get it on in the
mornings?"
"Gimme your elbow"
"Are you having fun with my spoon?"
"I could do it on a tramp"
"What is that.... and why are you licking
it?"
"...and noooooooow I have a drink
bottle"
"So why did I stick it up there?"
"I’ll stick you down there with the
rest of them"
"WHOA! Did you see that? I did it
again!"
"I need to piss; you, you, you, and
you"
"There’s nowhere I can stick it"
"When in doubt, take the top off"
"Power to the nipple!"
"Do you get paranoid when people do
it?"
1. "Bite it"
2. "No, I don’t want to"
"Whoa that’s a good one!"
"DAMMIT! I need it!"
"Ohhhhh! It’s got fluff on it. Now I
have to lick the fluff off"
"Ow! I was gonna bite your fingers but my
nose went KLUNK on the metal bar"
"Ooooooh! See my foot"
"Ew yuck, it’s growing fur!"
"Just wait, push it back in"
"I’m not shaving my Burns. I like my
burns"
"I’ve been smelling my hand all
day"
1. "He’s trying to burp up his
peas"
2. "I think you mean he doesn’t swallow
his peas"
"You have to hold it in there a while, while
it festers"
1. "I could do that, my butts big
enough"
2. "I thought so too"
3. "But then you’d get eggshells in
your asshole"
"Deja vu - don’t make me snap your
thing off"
"I thought you were actually bending
it"
"He’s like Screech, he just walks into
it"
"Fanage Miles? Do you know what would be
fanny?"
"It’s got spoof stuff coming out of
it.......... oh they left their spoof stuff
here"
"Hey cool! Suction plant!"
"Stay still..... I’m not joking........
Haha! Gotcha nose! 12!"
"I know! We should put it a picture of
burning cows"
"I like that. I’m gonna call people
wucken feirdos"
"I play with my belly-button too"
"They all have skinny eyes"
"If you wanna come, you don't have to"
"I didn't know flies could sing"
"I ate chickens feet today"
"I’m full of weird crap"
"My eyes twitch when I laugh"
"Then the cat started purring... Vibrating
cat... I’m going to bed"
"I’m sick of this and she’s only
been doing it for a day"
"Did you know it took me ages to get that
pink one on there... and I was standing right
next to it"
"It’s like you stuck pictures of nude
girls in it......." *GASP*
"Stop climbing"
"He looks like a dwarf"
1. "She drew on your belly"
2. "I was afraid of that"
"Rub my belly and it goes away"
"Born to suckle... don’t ask"
"It wasn’t up your asshole, it was in
your asshole"
"That’s alright. I never use chalk, I
always use the whiteboard marker"
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