I don't get the kwotes!
Ok, like it says on the main page, you'll
probably have to use your imagination for some of
these kwotes. Sorry if some of them don't make
any sense. It could because they are personal
jokes. If they are really stupid or misspelled
then please contact us and tell us about it.
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working!
This could be because of a fault
in your connection. Make sure you try the page a
few times. We regularly check to see if the links
are working so it won't because the page isn't
there or the address is wrong on the link.
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Why on earth would you
collect quotes?
Good question. It started in 1998
when one of our teachers said something that
sounded dirty. The exact quote was: "Can you
do? I do with you" (now you have to picture
a small Chinese woman saying it to make the line
that much funnier...). Since then we have been
writing down quotes from teachers, students,
everybody and anybody.
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Who said
all these kwotes?
If your wondering their exact
names then sorry, we can't tell you. But all
these quotes were said by either teachers or
students at Melville High School, Hamilton, New
Zealand.
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Were these meant to be
dirty?
Well if you had read the main page
properly you would have found out the answer but
here it is again (just for you). No, not one of
these hundreds of kwotes was meant to be dirty.
Also, not one of these kwotes has been edited.
There might be a few commas in the wrong place,
but what you see is what you get. If you don't
believe us then that's your problem. We're
telling the truth.
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Who are
you sick monkeys?
Well we're not exactly going to
put our name on this website. Mummy
and Daddy said we shouldn't tell people we don't
know, our names. Who knows, you could be as sick
as us and track us down and kil.... never mind.
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Where's my burrito!¿
The question of the century!! For
all you people who are wondering (and have been
wondering for many years now...) we would just
like to clear this up. I bet your thinking:
"Finally! All of my life I have been
wondering about the magical mystery of the
burrito and it's whereabouts. Now I am going to
find out!!!!!!!". Calm down, and take a deep
breath people. It's being delivered to your house
as you read this. It's on it's way. It's on it's
way...
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